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GENERAL MAYHEM

EYEBALL
GENDER: FEMALE
STATUS: FAIR ATTENDANT
BIO: EYEBALL IS ANNOYING. LIKE, REALLY ANNOYING. HER VOICE STRIKES HOLES IN THE SOUL OF ANY OBJECT WHO HEARS IT. SHE MAKES DECENT FUNNEL CAKES, THOUGH.

CUBEY
GENDER: MALE
STATUS: GUEST JUDGE
BIO: CUBEY WAS INVITED BY TOMBSTONE TO GUEST JUDGE FOR GENERAL MAYHEM AFTER HIS GREAT SHOWING AT......... Y'KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA, ACTUALLY.

MONEY BAG
GENDER: MALE
STATUS: SPEAKER CO. EMPLOYEE
BIO: MONEY BAG IS THE FIRST OF SPEAKER'S PERSONAL ATTENDANTS, ALONG WITH PENCIL CUP. HE'S GREAT AT PERSUASION, AND IS VERY CHARISMATIC.

PENCIL CUP
GENDER: MALE
STATUS: SPEAKER CO. EMPLOYEE
BIO: PENCIL CUP IS AN UNPAID EMPLOYEE OF SPEAKER CO. HE IS ONE OF SPEAKER'S PERSONAL ATTENDANTS, AND HANDLES ALL OF HIS BUSINESS MATTERS.

LEMON
GENDER: MALE
STATUS: GUEST JUDGE
BIO: LEMON IS THE FORMER HOST OF ODD OBJECTS. AFTER HE WAS PUT OUT OF WORK, HE SIGNED UP WITH GENERAL MAYHEM TO GUEST JUDGE SOME PLAYS.

ROSE BUSH
GENDER: FEMALE
STATUS: GUEST JUDGE
BIO: ROSE BUSH IS THE CURRENT HOST OF A SHOW CALLED FOUNTAIN OF DESTINY. TOMBSTONE WAS IMPRESSED WITH HER PERFORMANCE, AND INVITED HER ONTO GENERAL MAYHEM.
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