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EYEBALL

GENDER: FEMALE

STATUS: FAIR ATTENDANT

BIO: EYEBALL IS ANNOYING. LIKE, REALLY ANNOYING. HER VOICE STRIKES HOLES IN THE SOUL OF ANY OBJECT WHO HEARS IT. SHE MAKES DECENT FUNNEL CAKES, THOUGH.

CUBEY

GENDER: MALE

STATUS: GUEST JUDGE

BIO: CUBEY WAS INVITED BY TOMBSTONE TO GUEST JUDGE FOR GENERAL MAYHEM AFTER HIS GREAT SHOWING AT......... Y'KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA, ACTUALLY.

MONEY BAG

GENDER: MALE

STATUS: SPEAKER CO. EMPLOYEE

BIO: MONEY BAG IS THE FIRST OF SPEAKER'S PERSONAL ATTENDANTS, ALONG WITH PENCIL CUP. HE'S GREAT AT PERSUASION, AND IS VERY CHARISMATIC.

PENCIL CUP

GENDER: MALE

STATUS: SPEAKER CO. EMPLOYEE

BIO: PENCIL CUP IS AN UNPAID EMPLOYEE OF SPEAKER CO. HE IS ONE OF SPEAKER'S PERSONAL ATTENDANTS, AND HANDLES ALL OF HIS BUSINESS MATTERS.

LEMON

GENDER: MALE

STATUS: GUEST JUDGE

BIO: LEMON IS THE FORMER HOST OF ODD OBJECTS. AFTER HE WAS PUT OUT OF WORK, HE SIGNED UP WITH GENERAL MAYHEM TO GUEST JUDGE SOME PLAYS.

ROSE BUSH

GENDER: FEMALE

STATUS: GUEST JUDGE

BIO: ROSE BUSH IS THE CURRENT HOST OF A SHOW CALLED FOUNTAIN OF DESTINY. TOMBSTONE WAS IMPRESSED WITH HER PERFORMANCE, AND INVITED HER ONTO GENERAL MAYHEM.

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